why i’m single:

  • i have the sex appeal of a carrot
  • i’m awkward
  • i like tumblr more than humans
  • i’m boring
  • i’m married to food
  • i’m ugly 
  • i’m easy to forget

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    Because I want to be single. Strange concept, I know, but I like being single.
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    i have the sex appeal of a carrot i’m awkward i like tumblr more than humans i’m boring i’m married to food i’m ugly i’m...
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    I’m beautiful and interesting but I think the rest applies.
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